Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was baffled by your restraining order of October the 13th.
We should warn you, the apples taste like horseradish.
And that includes you, Daniel.
What do you want us to do with the stuff on the bus?
I'm sure you already know.
If you've been following the story as closely as some people have,
♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪
That's a lot better.
Come on, cake-sniffers.
It's also hard to hold a private conversation.
It's like a question that haunts you,
I'm afraid that you'll have to live in a small tin shack.
But Prufrock Preparatory School has a motto.
- We're trying to find a book. - An important book.
I'm supposed to give you a tour.
[knock at door]
[imitating Klaus] "Surely Mr. Poe could sign." He could not.
[groans and sighs]
- I never travel without a book. - [Tench scoffs] Nerd.
a student who will help us infiltrate, if infiltrate is what I mean.
Maybe we should ask our mascot! What do you say?
- Line. - A jeweled...
This is nuts, Count Olaf!
I gave you my burrito. We agreed that was fair.
- You sound just like your mother, Quigley. - Duncan.
- People are looking at us. - Probably because we're new.
on the way home from that away game.
All I have to do is scream and he'll fire you on the spot.
but not in a classroom.
and are constantly causing problems.
We've been in class all day but haven't learned a thing.
- Who can't be beat? - [students] A dead horse!
[rooster crows]
- You can wait in line like everyone else. - Where is it? Where is it?
In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance,
If we saw the same book, there has to be more copies.
Who dares to interrupt a genius when he's rehearsing?
Oh, I'll tell you what I want,
Our father said that once.
You're in luck,
But if you insist on watching,
[grunting] Then I'll wait.
apparently to retrieve a pen that they've dropped.
It's been annotated with answers to all their questions.
their parents perished in a terrible fire,
- Hello? - [Larry] This is Larry, your waiter.
I know the number of hairs on each of your heads,
[babbles]
In fact, my wife just dropped by the office
- Prufrock! Prufrock! - There's somebody in the road.
Strong words coming from someone who's scrubbing a lasagna pan.
Try jumping, or reciting a Jack London story.
Yes, it is hard to find good help, Mr. Tamerlane.
So much to learn, orphans, and I am here to school you. [Chuckles]
In every library, there is a single book
Yo llegando a todos lados
[Olivia gasps]
I don't mean for the fruit. I mean for making us feel at home.
and you'll have to lean down and eat your food like a dog.
Macaroni and cheese... and boiled wieners!
- One eyebrow. - I bet he has a tattoo on his ankle.
[stutters] Oh, that's a good idea. Would you mind sending...