Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He is neither your parent nor your guardian. He works at a bank.

[Mr. Poe coughing]

The Quagmires are triplets.

so I did it for you.

I guess they were late to class.

- I like "pep." - I like "rally."

I was not a late bloomer.

Never mind. The adults are speaking.

- [both chuckle] - [violin playing]

It certainly is.

In our case, adversity means Count Olaf. He was the cause of all our trouble.

- Oh. - You've heard of Prufrock Preparatory?

I deserve a heaping portion because I'm heapingly adorable.

the way no story has a happy ending.

You're not the Baudelaires. Who are you?

- Baudelaires! - We think you're in danger.

We have to warn the Baudelaires something terrible is going to happen,

The cafeteria's the other way.

I'm afraid I was just locking up. Ten minutes goes by fast.

You'll never be safe.

particularly if your actual home has been destroyed in a fire.

You may have the wisdom and integrity and various poems committed to memory.

Here at Prufrock Preparatory School,

Ah. That checks out. I make it a point to never eat there.

A girl propped open the door.

I do, but I don't think I should share that information

but I have found someone I know who can fill her shoes.

So much to learn, and I am here to school you.

Even for a shack.

[Klaus] Why would ours have the same device?

It is traditional to give a special tour guide a tip at the end.

Our shack has dripping fungus.

[Larry] Give me back my burrito, you miscreant!

The hot dogs are actually precooked.

Us, too. It has to be connected.

It's easy to see how this expression came about.

- We think Count Olaf is here! - What?

The Incomplete History of Pretentiousness? [Grunts]