Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Look away, look away ♪
Carmelita, always a pleasure.
Mind if we have a look around?
The number of tombstones in your family plots.
but I do have something to give you.
[Larry] But the nurse is this way.
[Lemony] When you learn what it means,
the lives of the Baudelaire orphans may appear to be more or less harmless.
I think it's more than a spyglass.
I know you're hiding somewhere.
I've always wanted an administrative assistant,
"Life is thickly sown with thorns,
The Incomplete History of Treachery?
You'll take notes, and there will be a test.
It's no trouble. Our broom closet's next to the fruit bowl.
[knock at door]
'Cause everything about the Baudelaires' situation
I was in the mood for macaroni and cheese, so I said to myself,
- Jacquelyn? It's my secretary. - Poe?
to a lake full of leeches in the middle of hurricane season,
There's a certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp, erudite acumen.
- That's a couplet. Ogden Nash uses them. - I know. I've read all of his work.
from a banner in the school auditorium,
[grunts]
I don't know what that building is. I never go in there.
Thrax is described as La Muerte Roja (Red Death), in reference to the Edgar Allen Poe story Masque of the Red Death However, the symptoms of the disease in the story bear little resemblance to the symptoms caused by Thrax
- It's a homecoming. - [Jacquelyn] Good luck with that.
Vice Principal Nero likes me best,
You wouldn't dare This is dry clean only!!!!!!!!!!!
I already gave you half of my burrito.
I’m not working alone. (THAT’S how you fight?!!!)
this place has become something of a faltering institution.
I would. [Chuckles]
You two better... Wait. Where's the midget?
From frostbite to border disputes, hang gliding mishaps.
- [grunting] - I don't know how you got in here.
Well, the new school hasn't tormented us yet.
and I don't mean a pep rally.
Surely, as you recall, from the moment I told the Baudelaires
- What did you have for us? - Give it to me.
Prufrock Preparatory has a magnificent dormitory
[sighs]
No, no, not you. No.
[students cheering]
in the Orphan Shack!
♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪
[shoes tapping]
It's because I don't like you very much.