HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, God.
Pumpkin!
Motherfucker!
That's another fucked-up area of my life. Thanks for bringing it up.
I've only done this one other time
We're goin' to gina's!
Not exactly.
I especially like the meat to distract the dog.
and crannies where they could hide it.
Pumpkin!
Everybody calm down. Shannon's right.
I don't need that!
I don't know, Mullins. It's hard.
She doesn't wanna date coworkers so Spread the word
Why I go to jail when I don't do shits?
Oh, you want to read my mind?
There's a lot going on down there. I'm not gonna touch that!
I'm making shorts! Everybody likes shorts.
Meg at 1045am today …
Use your boobs!
I found your friend.
Okay, we'll get a little more specific.
...that would be... very helpful.
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Show me you can do this or forget the promotion.
- Ten, twenty thousand. - 20,000!
I'm next to that cheese like rat traps
You made it weird. Bye.
Right here, buddy! Right here!
Good evening. That's great.
Do the fucking cop drop!
More trouble's gonna find us if we're all alone
Stop. Will you stop?
Get out of the fucking car!
If that's what it looks like, sign me up for the crazy house!
Aw, shit, girl, you better run.
Right in the middle of all the prostitutes?
You said nothing crazy, and that is a no-no!
You want to bring everyone?
Who the fuck is this guy? He's my assistant.
Lift my ass up!
Well, did I do something wrong, or...
Go get her.
I really feel the need to finish reading your files.
Oh, won't you come into my head?
The kind of answers give for compre...
We gotta fight the powers that be
Looking like fucking gremlins.
This one was of my favorite ones.
We got to get past those bodyguards.
Nope, they're not in there.
Nice work, dick.
How long will this take?
Oh, yeah, it's the shampoo move!
Yeah, you kept taking them out of people's mouths and smoking them.
All right. Cool.
Not even on your birthday, sweetheart.
What's the point of being a cop
Police! Put your hands up!
What are you doing? Whoa!
Don't lie to me.
You just need to be patient, all right?
Special Agent Garrett, DEA! Drop it!
But not you... you'll probably call in the SWAT team!
Lexi's formal eviction notice!
Yeah, dogs can hear you.
I said I just want one.
Every second we're standing here
No, I got it. I got it!
And I it.
when I could have stopped a drug lord who is far more dangerous...
No! I'm doing good cop, bad cop.
Goddamn it. Put him in the box. Put him in the box!
Do you not hear how pathetic everything out of your mouth sounds?
Leave me alone!
Oh, he fought you, huh?
That's right, that's how we roll. Come on.
Sir, no, please!
Oh, boy. Wife doesn't like you working late, huh?
Breastses
that's been bothering me and...
Get out of the car, you asshole!
Oh, sorry, yeah.
Shit!
...but I think this individual might actually be mentally unstable.
This is his M.O.
What's the matter with your pantsuit?
It's clean enough.
Don't!
Really?
Verlander with the pitch. A ground ball...
Oh! Never approach me if I'm not expecting you!
"Much more better?"
You having a sad day, Frank?
Amazing how that door opens all by itself.
You're just a shit-jerk! You're just a shit-jerk dick... fucker!
Oh, crap.
I got it on eBay. It was supposed to be bigger and different.
I swear to God, I don't know!
She looked kind of sad, so I thought I'd help her out and give her a ride home.
Am I gonna shoot you in the dick?
I'd camp out all week for tickets to that show.
Just a little snooze, man.
Oh, my God.
And then you're gonna tell me where Larkin is.
No, you're not. You're another fucking disappointment.
Okay. You made it weird. Bye.
They're not talking to me.
Tennille Hahahaha
Wow , you're on a real fucking roll.
Let's go to the paint factory.
Yeah.
Federal marshals transferring him got ambushed.
Not necessary. I won't be here long.
Let me get his head back.
A watermelon?
What you gon' do when I appear
Special Agent?
Larkin's here.
Did I take some of your business away? That's a shame.
Her ass is hanging out!
You're talking right now, dumb-ass!
We're still looking for their base camp.
Well, every morning I deliver the news...
Mercy. Mercy. Mercy.
Oh.
Did you happen to mention that to anybody
Giving it to you!
What I make of them...
Are you with me or not?
You get the fuck out my house now
No, just in... in the houses.
And unfortunately it's not what I'm looking for.
I stand corrected on the shorts. Let's proceed.
No, that's not what we were...
Aw, hell, no! See, I told you you was a racist.
You would say exactly the same thing if it wasn't your brother.
I'm Gonna "Bad Feedback" His Ass, Though.
What's it like to be in my dimension
And it's a little uncomfortable
I was looking for you. Um, I forgot to get your number.
Oh, you want a piece of my mind?
I'm coming home. I'm gonna be fine.
WSRD ...what should Rainer do?
I know you are.
And then you don't want to fucking touch her?
Goddamn it.
YOU GET THE FACK OUT MY HOUSE NOW
thanks for hitting me in the face! you're welcome!
No. Just stay out of it.
Wow, what was that about?
Federal Agent Sarah Ashburn from the New York field office.
Who the fuck are you? That's Gina!
When everyone moves in to your new home
It's the best thing.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Oh, shit!
I'll call for backup.
Goddamn it!
...something I've been thinking about a lot
Go ahead, get your top hat.
You kidding?
It's kind of what I do.
If it was someone like Rojas...
does not make it a new shirt.
yeah,that's what they What they said last year
It doesn't work that way, Jason.
What?
Good-bye.
But I do.
Fuck you! It's not fuck me. It's fuck you.
You hungry? I got a sandwich I didn't finish.
Give them the bag, give them everything!
Hey, to this... to this place.
I'm an FBI agent. You're a police officer.
All right. Play the goddamn song.
Yes, it is.
and the cigarette butt you got from Tatiana's.
We gotta tackle the helmet.
Oh.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, good.
When your sister is leaving and you don't want to show how much you'll miss her...
Excuse me?
What the fuck?
That felt good!