Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When love goes wrong

I thought you'd be late. Here's your ticket.

I did not steal the tiara.

A long distance call for you from Dayton, Ohio.

Louie, ask Mr. Esmond to come to our dressing room.

Don't be in such a rush. You're the chap on the boat?

What can you do?

Oh, yes. We have been expecting you. This way, please.

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Nice glass of water.

That's who I am, all right. But my friends call me Lorelei.

- Keep an eye on the door. - Oui, monsieur.

Are a girl's best

I believe His Honor asked Miss Lee for the tiara.

Well, Piggie was being the python, and I was a goat.

...to live With

Me? You don't say. By George! Older than what?

If a newspaper got it, your wife wouldn't know you were being a snake.

Exactly. He refuses responsibility for your bills.

Here we are, all ready for you.

Only you can be on-stage with a spotlight in your eye,

Time rolls on And youth is gone

There was a fellow named Sidney Who drank till he ruined a kidney

Five minutes ago you said you'd marry me.

Esmond canceled your reservation and letter of credit.

It's like we said You're better off dead

Do you know what I mean?

I know that I'll be smilin' With my baby by and by and by

Thank you. Our drink is water and bitters, so don't make any remarks.

Aren't you clever!

How I feel anytime you look at me

Honey, except for telling you I have money, which I haven't,

I got some bad information. Now that I've put my foot in it...

- I wonder why. - Oh, no, you don't.

All ashore! Last call! All ashore! Last call!

I beg your pardon.

They came to the wrong side Of the tracks

Say, they told me you were stupid. You don't sound stupid.

- Whatever for? - The National Geographic Magazine.

Your table, madame.

Yes, dear. Just put that there, Frisbee.

Before he talks, could I explain something?

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Man goes out, gets high as a kite Love is something you can't fight

I'm a British subject!

Or help you at the automat

Diamonds are a girl's... Diamonds are a girl's...

I remember I was wondering

- Hi. - How do you do?

Bye-bye, pretty baby

I’m a-goin' back home And give my thanks

The simplest way is to swipe them. We'll get our war paint on and go to work.

That part of it is not true.

Think about it.

- This has been fun, hasn't it? - Yes.

Now, Miss Lee, you will give me the tiara.

Never mind the reasons.

I love her. I love her very much. I've never felt...

Remember you're my baby When they give you the eye

- Get to the point. - That's all.

He doesn't see well, and would like to look at Miss Lee more closely.

- To each other? - Of course. Who else to?

Come in, fellas. Folks, meet the relay team.

- Who's that? - A stranger. He had the wrong room.