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Can we please just get back to playing our video game, please?
Okama Gamesphere!
Don't forget to bring a towel.
- Oh, dude, we finished level 50. - Awesome.
Then we have no choice. We'll have to test the new prototype
You did very well to get the towel this far, boys.
What the hell is that?
But even after you're dry, the towel makes you more dry.
Yes, we've been trying to make our own genetic copies of the towel,
Just get the towel and meet us at the gas station outside of town.
Date-rape something. Yeah. Okay. I will. Okay, thanks, Mom.
- Is. - No, it isn't.
It's 100% cotton. And available soon, the Towelie towel.
- No, Towelie, the entry code. - For what?
- Okay. - Thanks, Towelie.
like these are capable of?
Don't preach to me, Stupid Bonniegamer888 2.0
Don’t forget to bring your panty droppers
My life …
But then one day Towelie got high and just sort of wandered off.
The guy on the phone thought we had Towelie, so now we gotta find him.
Maybe we should go help him. Here monster, monster, monster. Here monster, monster, monster. Mr. Weenie
- What are you doing? - Get away from me, you evil towel.
You see, after Towelie got high and wandered off from here,
Run, towel.
of the towel returning to Tynacorp?
Didn't your mom ever tell you? Don't mess with earthlings.
the military got a hold of him.
don't forget your 2d update
- You wanna get high? - No, we don't wanna get high.
I tell you what, if you'll just drop the whole thing right now,
Come on, Towelie. The guy said you have the security system
Oh, boy.
There you are, towel.
Towelie