Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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You're going to have to choose between their lives and getting high.

- It's down this dirt road. - Brake, Kenny, brake.

They said the gas station outside of town.

You're going to let them go, Towelie, because I know your weakness.

- Oh, my God. Oh, no! Oh, my God! - All right, it's clear.

Yeah. That's the melody to Funkytown.

You called us and said if we brought the towel,

- Drop them. - No way. They're my friends.

I'm so high right now

Oh, God damn it. All right, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL

- And then we'll go play baseball. - Don't forget to bring a towel.

Don't even preach to me, stupid TwistedBonnieOfficialChannel

Don't make a move, you bastards.

I hate to send you back in there, Towelie,

Oh, yes, boys. Obey your government.

Go on, fulfil your sick pleasures.

Don't preach to me, Stupid Emmettlovesanimals1997AtoZ

Because I thought it was a jelly doughnut,

but look, check it out, it's all bloody.

So, perhaps, then, you can explain to me why we just got footage

We just have to try and make the day go as fast as possible

What? Oh, yeah, back at the base.

I'll tell you something. You don't want to know.

- You giving birth in there or what? - Let a man take a crap.

I choose... I choose

Alvarez, you and Mitchell sweep left.

- All of you. Go! - But, Mom...

I can preach to you jerk SpoofJimmy131413131

- Hello? Hello, anybody here? - Welcome to the party, boys.

Can we please just get back to playing our video game, please?

Towelie always showed up to give us towel advice

- Go ahead. - No, wait.

In a moment, we will be over the base. This is the only way in.

Hi. Is this where our Okama Gamesphere is?

have your way with me, if you must.

Okay. You sure?

- Yeah, I think so. Oh, man. - What?

4. Don't forget a low deductible

Because they're not the military.

And you're quite sure of this.