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Well, I was just going to roll on some shapewear and lounge on the couch.
- Hi.
is because I care, too.
- I have you.
and the gorgeous hair and the whole outfit.
- Ha, ha!
and find out what that's about, huh?
And the night after that. And the night after that.
with actual doors and floorboards?
You know?
I'm going to find a way to fix this. - Hmm.
I once got a B, and my mom didn't talk to me for a week.
The reservation was for this cool pan-Asian place
- I don't know what a cultural touchstone is.
The girls are coming over tomorrow to borrow some dresses,
- What a lovely arrangement.
- Yes, ma'am. - Let me get my toolbox.
- Oh, it's baby Eunice's first birthday on Sunday.
So, where are you going?
MAN: Why not? WOMAN: Because you're the love of my life.
that actually makes arrangements that are edible.
So I'll order you some Mai Tais,
Now it's just a vibe I'm getting,
[humming]
I hate it when you start dating someone, you just, poof, vanish.
But I thought it'd be kind of funny, something that we could bond over.
- I just want you to feel at home.
- What is a cultural touchstone? I don't know.
- Can you just fight with me, please, Daniel?
- Oh, I guess avoiding people runs in the family.
- Oh, who needs it? We've always wanted a sauna.
so, um, I'm going to have to cancel our date tonight.
I got a B in math once,
I thought you got what was going on here.
First time living together. No active cavities between them.
- So you don't have a destiny with your date?