Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's sad, isn't it?

Then, once afloat, it must keep you there with a steady hand all night.

Would you mind if I follow you back to the main office?

It's also racist to assume all Asians are bad drivers, but they are.

Look, there's a militancy to our religion I'm just not yet simpatico with.

it has to gently lay you back to a peaceful and restful sleep.

The loser, asshole, do-nothing boyfriend of your mother's

Buying. I'm buying. Yeah, see, I knew. I'm a good judge of character.

And you're an asshole!

As usual. This is Avi. Stevie, whatever. Your grandchild.

He looked like you.

I'm not good under pressure.

'Cause I'm sensing a little trouble.

Nice headstones.

Holy fuck, it's levitating!

- Shane, check it out. - Hold on. I'm getting close.

Isn't it a little racist to assume all Arabs have access to fake passports?

Stand back. Let a master chemist do his thing.

- Yup. Thanks. - Cool.

Long story. Didn't work out so well. Won't bore you with the details.

Why don't I fetch the yearbook and you can see for yourself.

I mean, we don't always have to do what chicks tell us to do, right?

- Glad to hear it. - Except for the sciatica.

That stuff's bullshit. I once ordered the extra tall carry-on bag

You had no idea I existed.

- What a douchebag. - Ask for Sam, my uncle. Uncle Sam.