Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come, Dobby. We're leaving.

...would fear to speak when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world.

Enigmatis The Ghosts Of Maple Creek

That dog! That dog! That dog!

- What? - Sorry?

You’re the secretary of health and human services. Medical advice is your job

- Thanks for that. - Don't mention it.

arthur christmas

...and, of course, its students.

financial services

I don't belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts.

Harry. It's Hermione.

Wait, YOUR Bludger? YOU mean to tell me that Bludger was yours and you made it chase after me?

Pity you had to see him on a burning day.

When Mike tries to leave the basement "Beth, he's escaping"

george you'd better work on the toxic cupcake recipe or you'll be up to your ears in stankles oh well dear i'd better get me tearyankles in gear then before you quankle boing

It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened.

I understand, Tom, but I'm afraid...

- Let me go. - Get in there and keep quiet.

All students are to return to their house dormitories at once.

You've been a good and faithful teacher, Lockhart. But only I can be the DADA Teacher.

Bad business, Hagrid, very bad business. Had to come.

It can't be Hagrid. It just can't be.

I think it’s time I take an iron pill again.

It’s codswallop to boot

Fred, George, Percy, you first.

What Do Yours Two Think Yours Doing? Sorry.

The gateway has sealed itself for some reason.

The Chamber of Secrets has indeed been opened again.

- And you framed him, didn't you? - It was my word against Hagrid's.

You're never going back to that school.

Bad McCutch. Bad!

Again? You mean the Chamber of Secrets has been opened before?

Cortex reps Clari empty, no SFDC notes, forecast gone

GET THIS FUCKER OFF OF MY DAMN FACE, BEFORE I’M SENDING THIS FUCKING DEMON TO THE SUN! MOWGLI: FINE!

Good one, Goyle.

Did you hear about Hermione?

See you, Hedwig.

Ben: catches himself shaking his leg

- It's a snakeskin. - Bloody hell.

"You pull it sharply up out of the pot."

Don't mind that. It's just the cat.

Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective...

- You've murdered my cat. - No. No.

They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world. All of them.

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Listen, Andrew, we've got to go! We've got to save Diana! I'm afraid I can't do that, Akko. You see, as poor Diana grows weaker, I grow stronger.

Tottenham Hotspurs

Fame is a fickle friend, Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does.

Make way there, please. Let me by, madam. Thank you.

He believed magical learning should be kept within all-magic families.

I'll be able to, certainly. But it'll be painful.

...is used to return those who have been Petrified to their original state.

Well done you did the right thing by straling that car. I am very proud of your grandkids dear

I smell trouble.

You were brilliant, Fawkes.

He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that.

What a morning! Two shits! Two!

HERMIONE: You okay, Ron?

Plushed Lite: And before a mere 'Uh Oh' could be uttered, the Book swallowed them all into the stories that the spell had brought to life! But inside the book, something else was brought to life as well...

I think the Slytherin common room's this way.

No, they can't. It's not a very common gift, Harry."

Because of recent events, these new rules will be put into effect immediately.

Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me.

I had to see for myself if the rumors were true.

See you at school.

salvio hexia! carpe retractum! alohamora! flipendo! incendio! accio! accio horcrux! engorgio! rictusempra! setumsempra! diffendo! skurge! locomotor mortis!

me when my freind said something bad in his voice and i didn't turn the voice down on time my dad:

It's his stomachache.

...while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?

Me when Serena says she's the greatest tennis player of all time. Roger Federer is the greatest tennis player of all time!

Has desafinado en cada puta nota

Master has given Dobby a sock.

...it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate action.

Let me rip you.

- Why can't we get through? - I don't know.

Calm yourself, Hagrid.

You just ruined the punch line of my Japanese golfer joke.

Ron. Fred. George. What are you all doing here?

So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender.

Let's take him to Hagrid's.

I was just wondering if you put me in the right house.

...and it fell through the top of my head.

- How long will it take to make? - A month.

We gonna train earlier harder and longer

Though, shortly before departing, he sealed it...

Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir.

Come with us. We'll help you find your way back.

...the circumstances are suspicious.

Justin... Justin must have seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick.

In the meantime, though, you three...

No. She couldn't. She wouldn't.

If you put another toe out of line...

...moping Moaning Myrtle?

...purge the school of all those who...

I'm warning you. If you can't control that meddling owl, it'll have to go.

I thought he did.

Aaron when I start roasting him at lunch

...he could attack half the Muggle-borns in the school by then.

oh dear grandma snell fancy a bake? yes with buns and soap!

he Adventure Ends Here, Boys. But Don't Fret.

They got in on pure talent.

Say something. Harry, say something in Parseltongue.

Well, Ron has told us all about you, of course. When did he get here?

- I think we found the train. - Yeah.

این شایعات حقیقت دارن آلبوس are the rumors true albus

Ay, ay... ¡Que la he liado!

Don't think on it Skyler haha

Harry, now you give me those, and I'll get them signed.

But if it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?