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If I have a problem, I'll come and see the commander.
The point is, cops don't uphold the law by breaking it.
Just in case.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convince the world he didn't exist."
And I must say, I do not disagree.
But you're walking the beat. And I'm not letting you out without a leash.
He was a police officer down south, spent a year undercover in the KKK.
Shit! I can't swim.
So you can go blind masturbating actually, like the old saying.
He's a good man, a fair man.
Screw that, man! You kill those bastards! They tried to pop us!
Officer Boyd.
They're folded and sealed in shrink-wrap.
Listen to this.
Thanks a lot.
I wish I had a cat.
Actually, there are only seven of these for sale in the U.S.
The hell with that!
Just some shit bird who thinks he got away clean.
They said you're coming. I'm George Clark.
Making a mistake picking you up for work.
But I'm here now. So let's talk.
I believe you two have already met.
Done.
Hey, how you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, yeah!
He's even got a voter's registration card.
None of this Lone Ranger stuff that I keep hearing about.
Wake me up when it's over.
Boyd is such a bad-ass. He could easily win a tough-men competition.
Look, can you turn the music off, please!
Then I'll be reading about you.
Hold it. Go on in.
Know what, man?
What am I, a shit magnet?
There's a very serious issue spiraling out of control in this country.
Nothing. We searched his office, came up empty.
They think I'm a buyer from the West Coast looking to score major weight.
No, it's to make you die.
Now, was that cool, or what? Come on!
This was taken a few minutes ago at the police evidence locker.
Oh, my God.
Go!
- What are you looking at? - Oh, shit, man!
We're too old to have shit stains in our drawers.
Orin wanted to question the owner, T.K.
Officers need help! On the bridge! Shots fired!
T, come on, man.
I mean, what, do you prefer ofay...
it'll double your money easily. Quickest quarter mil you'll ever make.
Two, but they were huge. They were meat packers.
Redneck? Which one do you like?
Where you going?
You probably all recognize me from my show, Detroit A.M.
See, a lot of people talk about police corruption, but no one ever sees it.
I was in there. The cops shot me. I got shot 16 times.
Shaun also has another brother, Leon. Or so I thought.
George, meet your new partner here.
- Your buddies are on there. - Heard about your brother Shaun.
New partner? You mean the two of us?
Height, I'd say about 5'10"?
- He doesn't look right for you. - And you do?
Nobody's forgotten about you.
until I finally cornered him.
Her dog gets so freaked out...
I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU MS JOHNSON!
Strutt's selling the heroin he stole from Piper Tech.
Strong as an ox. Got the I.Q. of a handball.
Look, if I wanted to bust you, I'd have brought you in a long time ago.
Shit, man!
His identity seems to be a total scam.
- It got a lot of head room. Get it? - Yo, bro.
Not bad. I'll see you on campus.
I don't know.
You don't have to yell.
Come on, man. My mama don't even drive my car.
They keep large quantities of narcotics here at Piper Tech's main vault.
in the great city of Detroit.
You probably aren't in there.
Yo, what's up, dog. All right, man.
Repeat: They are dressed as cops!
How you holding up?
for all people in the U.S., ages 10 to 34.
Just take some deep breaths, in and out. How do you feel?
I'd say so.
Hey, you, Boyd.