Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CRYING)
"You always find the one grain of sugar in the saltshaker that is I.
Get out! You serious? Another one like me? That’s awesome! I mean, what’re the odds?
And release the groom!
Boy, you look like a really cool character.
It feels like his jealousy’s getting worse.
Having another Genie’s always exciting.
(GASPS)
That is, if you had stuck with it.
Yeah, sure lad, whatever ye say.
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTING)
He's just your old roommate from Texas Christian.
Well, let’s listen in to see what they got to report to us.
Yes. It took a lot of frantic genetic engineering,
Well, in these modern times, family is more important than ever.
Cosmo, do you smell Christmas ham?
Why, you little bastard!
Sweetie, any place I'm marrying you is the most romantic place in the world.
MARGE: Oh!
Well, that might be true that we can’t all be perfect, but I’ve learned through my experience to know now.
you're gonna have to pay.
Homer, what's going on? The violin, pants with a crease? Why?
We'll just go to City Hall and get married there.
But the monkey needs to keep his strength up.
This would be like Mary Kay visiting you when you were selling her cosmetics!
I have come here from our world spiritual headquarters in Michigan City, Indiana,
Yeah, instead of exhausted zombies running down the clock.
Pay? Pay for what?
We are now 11 seconds behind schedule!
Whatever you say, Lance.
Really?
Hey, I found something!
(SINGING) The Simpsons
I remember when she was Helen Schwartzbaum.
I can vouch for that too since I was in that scenario with you too.
I do too, but I don’t know if everyone does. Mushu, jealousy’s one thing you don’t want to practice on. Also, don’t be so sure yet. Sometimes, things can change, when you least suspect them too.
(HORN BELLOWING)
(GIGGLING)
Who could be up there with Mushu?
SANTA: (IN MECHANICAL VOICE) Ho, ho, ho.
What’s next?
'Cause they're not even coming to the wedding.
(BARNEY BURPS)
I'm working on a bust of Krusty and using this knife to aerate the clay.
Hello? Marge? Where am I?
A rocket ship wedding cake! Just what I always wanted!
The director was an ass.
Cosmo, do you smell Christmas bam?