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Well, then why did you tell me about it in the first place?
Just got off the phone with dan signer. Who?
You know what? We're bustin' in.
Oh, look! Her name is actually "yu."
And it turns out he wasn't crying,
No. Is it me? [ knife clatters ]
I want to kiss you, but I have surgery breath.
[ bucket thuds ]
Check it out.
[ wheels squeak ]
Phil: Come on!
Gloria: Parents make so many mistakes with their children...
With a woman, I assume, based on the haircut.
Dan, we love doing business with you,
This place is gonna be rubble in a few days.
I'll call the hotel people and I'll straighten all this out.
Because they're tearing down the only thing I've ever built.
Claire: I wasn't gonna mention the other job offer to my dad,
I thought we were grabbing a beer at the club.
What are you talking about? You're my sister.
[ phil speaking indistinctly ]
Stop! You're making me sad!
It's just something I've -- I've been wondering about, you know.
Surrounded by a bunch of brainy brains... [ giggles ]
I made that.
Excuse me?
Well, maybe because I didn't want that to be a factor.
Janice's haircut? Ugh.
Once we're not actually caged in together.
[ inhales sharply ] but if I have
And I hate how she smothers you!
And now I'm not crying. Great. [ crying ]
Give me that
I used to like her, but now it's ruined.
Yes. No. Yes. No.
Charlie Kirk
Now I'm done.
Bunny! Thanks for coming.
I don't know how I got to be the luckiest s.O.B. Alive...