Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She sent a picture of her in a bikini!
What are you doing?
Fine! I don't care! I don't care!
So after wrestling with it all day, I decided to tell him.
Eating heart-shaped waffles that I made for her.
When she gets home,
Mom, come on, I need to get to school!
Hey, you're in early.
That's my roommate.
I didn't wanna hang out with you lately.
We have to get ahead of the pain.
I don't like this attitude,
But not today.
Hi, honey. What's up?
Really? I'm already so loopy.
Some things are just more important than money,
My volleyball practice went long and then my phone died.
[ water squirts ] nothing.
That lily hasn't developed an adequate sense of empathy.
What, that our marriage bed is a 1,200 thread-count charade?
Phil: Ow! Found the broom.
You deserve this ditch day more than anyone. So guess what?
[ chuckles ]
I'm dating my mother!
Okay, honey. No, no. It's okay. It's okay.
Is that I need a little more time to decide, but honestly,
Just keep walking, mel.
She strung her along for eight years,
And then she doesn't even show up today?
The only thing that makes you cry...
With her today?
[ alex and haley scream ] ha ha, you care about me.
Okay, if you can't see the difference...
[ whispers ] forget it.
Oh, maybe she sneak in
That title gets longer every time I hear it.