Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tell him a box of candy, Granny?
Tell me, dear, it might be fun to date someone new.
Yes, yes it is.
Has Ellie got a beau?
Viacom.
Dad!
What should I do with it?
I reckon it's kind of like a general store.
You know, the one they call Sonny.
All right.
Texas tea.
I was kind of wondering who was going to do that.
Something sticky.
Who is that?
Now, I've had enough of this nonsense.
Why, just yesterday, I went over there to the Drysdale's to borrow a cup of possum fat.
He's selling me for a rich man's gold!
Sonny Drysdale gonna do that to me?
Wilbur, please.
I refuse to date a strange girl just to benefit your economic situation.
If the Lord had wanted me to swim around in water, he'd have given me fins.
Ha ha, you guessed it, it's me.
I ain't got to the sparking yet.
Someone young, lovely, and charming.
Why did you throw him?
Whose is it?
He'll be there.
Pa, why don't you tell me about courting and sparking?
Well, I just spoke to Jed Klamet.
Well, Sonny, I reckon this is all my fault.
Divine.
Jethro, hand out the pot passers and the meat stabbers, and let's get at it.