Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I also like this morphine.

He's probably gonna spend the rest of his short life

Ooh. Yeah, if you want to chase your dreams,

Because I should know better.

Not with this clearly fabricated résumé,

I'm so sorry, Jerry.

Yeah, I'll take my chances.

Turn your salad bowl into a Super Bowl.

Do you always crunch that loudly,

♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪

The surgery went fine,

who would be an asset to your organization."

I'd also like to take a moment

Ugh, if you guilt-trip your daughter like this,

The same reason they can't hug without

You wrote that letter to make me feel guilty.

I got to say, I'm impressed.

"is a wonderful young woman

If you want something, put it out in the universe.

New kidney boy. Hey! Hey! New kidney!

but your latest creatinine levels are trending up.

Best you've ever seen!

That beer distiller in your garage was made

"But who am I to judge?

and with my arthritis.

What more do you have to do?

We're keeping her from being an astronaut.

to bring in these flowers.

you get after you're fired from a car wash.

Did your doctor give you new drugs?

to die alone in her loneliness."

You're doing very important work here.

to help him find some "fly honeys."

You know, I am getting tired