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I'm sure it's nothing.
Perhaps I should read it to you,
Now you get to tell all those Tinder dates
What? No way!
You really think I want to spend the rest of my life here?
Hey, where's Drew? He's never this late.
You say that you love me,
Yeah, sure is. Even got the scar to prove it.
One word. Tinder.
Yeah. Oh, I'd get paid to travel to foreign countries,
"who are afraid of change
I bought Jerry some scratchers for after the surgery.
Well, you're giving Drew your kidney.
Son of a bitch.
So Drew kept talking
Oh, right. Okay.
and back on the donor list.
and your cornstarch.
Salad dressing.
I don't have to sit here and take this.
told the story three times.
eat and drink whatever I want,
Hold it together, Gideon, you can...