Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

San Francisco never would've experienced the Summer of Love.

Seriously, though, this thing is like Oculus Rift for your dick.

Jordan's made a lot of enemies.

It's no Keyboard Cat,

(man muttering unintelligibly)

SikJeans has a hundred thousand unique visitors a month,

♪ He hot, he fly, he stoned, he's hot ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Number Six, Buffybot, the chick from "Blade Runner,"

♪ Yeah, he got it goin' on, hey, got me checking my phone ♪

Oh, the Indian guy! I thought you were quoting Jay-Z.

Wow, the team and I just want to say that we appreciate...

Jefferson Airplane, public orgies.

Well, you forgot the part where Nash stole Facebook's user data

Thanks, but I don't crowd-source my clothes.

Now, sure, my grandpa didn't have perks like these,

Your little stunt got everybody's attention, Barrett,

- Funny. - What do you want, Bren?

You know, research shows that wasting brain power

(screaming and moaning)

Since I was 12 years old.

- I'm twatting. - (chuckles)

Uh, Mikki's coming in, like, an hour, so...

Hi, I'm Trey Barrett, founder of...