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Can I cut in front of you?
Oh, that's the bubbles coming...
Me and my family had just moved to the U.S.
_
Okay, the truth is, I can't pronounce your name.
Damn, bro! What are those? Tentacles?
Whatever, it doesn't matter. All white people look the same.
"Sure, Lauren, I'll take your shift.
It just flows. I'm so glad it's my name.
Guess I didn't get all the octopus out.
while I was filing my nails on an emery board.
Wait. Is that not the real story?
Those gumdrops came out like bullets.
On the way out. Okay.
No.
When I get home, I put them on a plate with my regular food.
We don't have time for this.
That professor was a jerk, but he had a point.
And now that your mom knew me as Louis,
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
Do I use my American nurse name
It's funny. You never know when the moment
Mm! Smart.
- It really suits you. - It does, doesn't it?
He hasn't figured out how refill his own water.
I'm gonna earn myself a dope-ass name.
Hi, I'm Honey St. Claire.
Honey?
that Louis is my name,
But I wanted to keep my Chinese name.
Because of something that happened
I decided my American name is going to be... Connie.
Carol-Joan?
Sounds like the opposite of unimportant and random
- Whose name is that? - _
Luckily someone had the foresight to change it,