Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

especially not yours, Topaz.

Water? Water?! I got plenty of water, kid.

None of your stories have been any help,

Honey, Marvin, and Deidre didn't go to college with you.

The bagel is the meat.

Your parents must be so proud.

Actually, it's pronounced Butte Juice with a long "U."

Remember that time you ate that entire gingerbread house?

So, how did you get the name Jessica.

I didn't take over his steakhouse and turn it into

about how you chose your name.

Hey, uh, Barry? Who's that guy?

It's not a big deal. Names are meaningless.

going to a store and just buying a toaster?

Which is good 'cause it was totally random.

nickname giver on my lacrosse team.

My name is random?

What do you mean?

They ain't got no air up there! None!

where you will ever have a face tattoo.

and you said he was the worst superhero ever

is even more important than I thought.

It was my favorite haircut.

Have a great day.

I don't know. I was just making a Pop-Tart bagel sandwich.

Oh, sorry. The door wasn't...

Topaz, your Pop-Tagel is ready.

plus the colonoscopy that I was supposed to have today

Choo Tie Chi-ah?

that maybe wasn't the best story.