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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE THIS MORNING?
COME HERE. COME HERE. COME ON. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?
WAIT. HEY, THAT WAS A ROTTEN...
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS KIND OF MEAN.
IT HEARD ME.
BECAUSE A PILE OF METAL SPRINGS
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
NO WAY. MEN IN UNIFORM FIRST, CARLA.
WHO IS THE BIGGEST BIGWIG OF THEM ALL?
WHAT'S UP, NORMIE?
YOU WANT TO GET AN X-RAY OR SOMETHING?
CLIFF, DID IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SLIPPING,
YOU'RE EVEN LESS UNDERSTANDING
WITH SOMEBODY I BROKE UP WITH FIRST.
YEAH.
NORM! NORM! NORM!
YOU GOT VERA BACK.
UH, LET ME GUESS-- SAID SHE HAD GOOD TABLE MANNERS,
RIGHT! RIGHT!
OH, THANK YOU, NORM.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE.
WHOA!
"MACHINE EMPTY. ORDER MORE FORTUNES TODAY."
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
AND HIS EYES SHINED LIKE COALS.
HEY, NORM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET A TRIM ON THE OLD ANTLERS TONIGHT.
AH, IT'S OK...WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
WELL ACTUALLY, YOU SAID THAT TO ME JUST A FEW DAYS AGO.
[BELL RINGS]
WELL I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO.
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME