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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WANT TO GET AN X-RAY OR SOMETHING?
WELL ACTUALLY, YOU SAID THAT TO ME JUST A FEW DAYS AGO.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
I'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
HEY, NORM. SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET A TRIM ON THE OLD ANTLERS TONIGHT.
"MACHINE EMPTY. ORDER MORE FORTUNES TODAY."
[BELL RINGS]
RIGHT! RIGHT!
IT HEARD ME.
AND HIS EYES SHINED LIKE COALS.
YOU GOT VERA BACK.
AH, IT'S OK...WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
UH, LET ME GUESS-- SAID SHE HAD GOOD TABLE MANNERS,
NO WAY. MEN IN UNIFORM FIRST, CARLA.
BEFORE YOU LEFT THE HOUSE THIS MORNING?
WHAT'S UP, NORMIE?
BECAUSE A PILE OF METAL SPRINGS
YEAH.
WHO IS THE BIGGEST BIGWIG OF THEM ALL?
NORM! NORM! NORM!
IT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE.
WAIT. HEY, THAT WAS A ROTTEN...
AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE WAS KIND OF MEAN.
CLIFF, DID IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SLIPPING,
* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME
WITH SOMEBODY I BROKE UP WITH FIRST.
WHOA!
COME HERE. COME HERE. COME ON. WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?
WELL I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO.
YOU'RE EVEN LESS UNDERSTANDING
OH, THANK YOU, NORM.
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