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AND HE'S BACK WITH VERA!
OH, COME ON, IT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FORTUNES LEFT
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *
THEN READ IT.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME. YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON
I DON'T WANT TO GET PITS.
WHO WAS TALKING THEN?
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, HE WAS STRANGE, NORMIE.
[BELL RINGS]
WANT WHAT?
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
DON'T PLAY TRIVIA WITH THIS GUY.
OF COURSE I DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH YOU.
UH-HUH.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M, UH...
AAH!
Bobby... Did you pray?
YOU'RE COMING UNGLUED, HERE.
YOU DID GRIND THE BEANS, HUH?
Who is the biggest bigwig of them all? Sinatra
I WAS THINKIN' MORE A LIKE A BEER, YOU KNOW.
GEE, I'M SORRY, SAM.
PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!
I USUALLY FINISH THEM BEFORE THEY GET A WORD IN.
CARLA. CARLA. GET UP OFF THE GROUND. STOP IT!
BUT IT WILL TELL YOU YOUR DESTINY!"
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WELL, OF COURSE, HE TOOK ME HOME.
Zort Zort
THE MACHINE'S BEEN RIGHT UP UNTIL NOW.
OOOHHHH!
PLEASE DON'T JOKE ABOUT THIS.
YES, I KNOW, BUT YOU REMEMBERED IT
VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY.
WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT THIS?
WE'LL STOP YOU BEFORE YOUR SHOES GET SQUISHY.
YOU DON'T KNOW VERA.
IT'LL OPEN UP LIKE A BIG WALNUT.
I'LL SHOW IT TO YOU. IT'S IN MY WALLET.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT FORTUNE I GOT TODAY?
I CAN'T LOOK.
MY EX, VERA.
YEAH, WELL, TURNS OUT MY BUDDY PLAYED A LITTLE TRICK ON ME.
I DON'T KNOW...YET.
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