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"SANDERSON FLORISTS."
GREAT PERSONALITY, AND EXCELLENT POSTURE, RIGHT?
OH, IT'S JUST MY EMPLOYER.
SAM, OUR DESTINY MAY BE IN THAT CARD.
THE NUMBER'S BEEN DISCONNECTED AND THERE'S NO NEW NUMBER.
* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *
THAT'S THE EPICENTER OF THE FULCRUM, AS I REMEMBER.
WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
OOOHHHH!
FROM A GUY WHO'S OPENED A LOT OF THESE RASCALS, HERE.
WALKING INTO A MINEFIELD THERE, BOY.
YEAH. OH! YEAH, I THINK I JUST BRUISED MY KNEE.
I JUST WANT TO SEE IF I GAINED ANY WEIGHT, LATELY.
NO.
PLEASE, DON'T BUY ANYTHING FOR THE BAR WITHOUT CHECKING WITH ME FIRST.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE PUNCH LINE?
I HAVE ONE INNOCENT EVENING WITH A GUY,
YEAH. AND THAT DESTINY THING MUST MEAN IT'S ONE OF THOSE SCALES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNES.
WHY WOULD I BUY A CRATE?
IT WASN'T THE SAME AS IT IS WITH YOU. I DIDN'T GRIND THEM FINE.
SINATRA!
HIS COMPLEXION IS ALMOST AS CLEAR AS MINE AND WE HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
I TOOK ANOTHER MAN TO THAT SHOW LAST NIGHT.
OF THAT LITTLE GUY IN GERMANY WITH THE MUSTACHE.
COME ON. COME ON. TELL'EM.
THEN WE SPLIT SOME CLAMS CASINO,
I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES--
DID YOU GRIND THE BEANS?
LET'S SEE...
LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT THIS.
* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *
WE WERE BOTH KIND OF NERVOUS AT FIRST.