Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LISTEN, CLIFF. THE ONLY BATTLES I EVER WON IN LIFE, I WON ON MY OWN.
YOU'RE TOUGH, SAM, BUT I'M GONNA GET YOU.
IN MY MIND, IT WAS DEFINITE.
OH, COME ON.
THERE ARE THINGS
GOOD IDEA.
MISTER, WE'RE IN A HURRY. CAN YOU SIGN IT?
WAIT A MINUTE, SAM, YOU HAD A LUCKY PIECE WHEN YOU PITCHED OUT THERE HUH?
YEAH. YEAH. HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG.
ALL WE DID WAS TALK.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
DATE, AND THEN YOU FIND OUT IT'S YOUR OWN WIFE?
UH, UH DANGEROUS. DANGEROUS.
THAT'S IT. ONLY THIS GUY, HE WASN'T NICE AT ALL.
WHAT WAS IT?
COACH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT.
"DECEPTION IN ROMANCE PROVES COSTLY."
TELL THEM HOW DUMB THEY'RE BEING. COME ON SWEETHEART.
WELL, SO YOU TOOK SOME PIMPLY, BOOKFACE, WIMP FROM SCHOOL. BIG DEAL.
SAM DON'T!
CLIFFIE!
I'M KIND OF GRATEFUL.
WELL, UH, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT, THERE, SAMMY?
SOMEBODY I USED TO GO WITH?
THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, BABY.
THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH, COACH.
THERE, SEE? NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW DIANE FEELS ABOUT HONESTY.
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH.
MMM--MMM--MMM.
GOOD NIGHT, SAM.
BUT DON'T READ IT IF IT'S TERRIBLE!
OH, MY GOD!
I'M SCARED.
WELL, WHATEVER. I'M CALLING THIS IT.
NORMIE, NORMIE. TELL ME, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO GO OUT ON A BLIND