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THERE ARE THINGS
LISTEN, CLIFF. THE ONLY BATTLES I EVER WON IN LIFE, I WON ON MY OWN.
THERE, SEE? NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW DIANE FEELS ABOUT HONESTY.
YOU'RE TOUGH, SAM, BUT I'M GONNA GET YOU.
DATE, AND THEN YOU FIND OUT IT'S YOUR OWN WIFE?
I'M KIND OF GRATEFUL.
ALL WE DID WAS TALK.
COACH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT.
MISTER, WE'RE IN A HURRY. CAN YOU SIGN IT?
CLIFFIE!
WAIT A MINUTE, SAM, YOU HAD A LUCKY PIECE WHEN YOU PITCHED OUT THERE HUH?
GOOD NIGHT, SAM.
THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH, COACH.
NORMIE, NORMIE. TELL ME, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO GO OUT ON A BLIND
OH, MY GOD!
I'M SCARED.
THAT'S IT. ONLY THIS GUY, HE WASN'T NICE AT ALL.
THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, BABY.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
SOMEBODY I USED TO GO WITH?
UH, UH DANGEROUS. DANGEROUS.
YEAH. YEAH. HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG.
MMM--MMM--MMM.
TELL THEM HOW DUMB THEY'RE BEING. COME ON SWEETHEART.
"DECEPTION IN ROMANCE PROVES COSTLY."
WELL, WHATEVER. I'M CALLING THIS IT.
WELL, SO YOU TOOK SOME PIMPLY, BOOKFACE, WIMP FROM SCHOOL. BIG DEAL.
IN MY MIND, IT WAS DEFINITE.
BUT DON'T READ IT IF IT'S TERRIBLE!
SAM DON'T!
OH, COME ON.
GOOD IDEA.
WHAT WAS IT?
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS THROUGH.
WELL, UH, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT, THERE, SAMMY?