Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I THINK IT'S THE BIG OIL COMPANIES...LIKE UH, WHO RUN'S TEXACO?
YEAH, WELL ALOT OF GOOD IT DID ME.
WORLD WAR II.
WAIT. WAIT. YOU CAN'T KIND OF MAKE LOVE, NORM.
GOODNIGHT, CARLA.
YOU DIDN'T KISS HIM?
WHAT'S THE CARD SAY, DIANE?
CLIFF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FORTUNE, COACH.
"YOU WILL GROW LIPS ON YOUR FOREHEAD."
THAT SALESMAN-- I JUST COULDN'T RESIST HIM.
CHEERS. YES, SIR. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
HE WAS ALL DRESSED IN BLACK,
AND YOU USED IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT.
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME.
I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE
SEPARATED, DEPRESSED, STARTING TO DRINK TOO MUCH.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW HE WAS A CONMAN THE MINUTE I LAID EYES ON HIM.
SAFE TRIP HOME. BYE-BYE.
AND THIS IS THE REACTION I GET?
AND NEITHER DID WHAT HAPPENED TO NORMAN.
NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
WHAT WAS IT?
PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!
PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!
SO MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS.
HOW DOES A BEER SOUND, NORM?
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
UH, THAT'S $20 POSTAGE DUE, SIR.
YOU BETTER STEP BACK, HERE, DIANE. THIS THING WILL SHEER YOUR KNEECAPS RIGHT OFF.
AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR UNDERWEAR, CARLA.
THAN I FEARED YOU'D BE.
NO.
HE'LL OWE YOU THE TIP.
THIS MACHINE HAS POWERS.