Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

GOODNIGHT, CARLA.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW HE WAS A CONMAN THE MINUTE I LAID EYES ON HIM.
YOU DIDN'T KISS HIM?
THIS MACHINE HAS POWERS.
WORLD WAR II.
SO MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS.
UH, THAT'S $20 POSTAGE DUE, SIR.
NO.
SAFE TRIP HOME. BYE-BYE.
AND THIS IS THE REACTION I GET?
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FORTUNE, COACH.
YEAH, WELL ALOT OF GOOD IT DID ME.
AND NEITHER DID WHAT HAPPENED TO NORMAN.
PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!
HOW DOES A BEER SOUND, NORM?
HE WAS ALL DRESSED IN BLACK,
THAT SALESMAN-- I JUST COULDN'T RESIST HIM.
NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
WHAT WAS IT?
CHEERS. YES, SIR. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.
TELL ME YOU DIDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME.
"YOU WILL GROW LIPS ON YOUR FOREHEAD."
AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR UNDERWEAR, CARLA.
THAN I FEARED YOU'D BE.
I THINK IT'S THE BIG OIL COMPANIES...LIKE UH, WHO RUN'S TEXACO?
SEPARATED, DEPRESSED, STARTING TO DRINK TOO MUCH.
I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE
YOU BETTER STEP BACK, HERE, DIANE. THIS THING WILL SHEER YOUR KNEECAPS RIGHT OFF.
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
WHAT'S THE CARD SAY, DIANE?
CLIFF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HE'LL OWE YOU THE TIP.
AND YOU USED IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT.
PFFPHT PFFPHT PFFPHT!
WAIT. WAIT. YOU CAN'T KIND OF MAKE LOVE, NORM.