Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ABOUT WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO FIRST

UH, WHAT WAS IT?

I'LL JUST SETTLE FOR BUYING MY BUDDY CLIFF HERE, A DRINK.

* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

THAT YOU EGGHEADS CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY IN THIS WORLD.

...OR A FRACTION THEREOF.

OH, WAIT. WAIT! I GOT IT!

I EXPECT TO FALL FOR THAT VOODOO STUFF.

NO. NO. NO. A FRIEND OF MINE SET US UP.

IT'S AN ANTIQUE SCALE, COACH.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE HER TO SOME STUPID ART SHOW LAST NIGHT.

SHE ALWAYS CALLS YOU.

SAM, I LIKE IT. CAN WE KEEP IT? CAN WE KEEP IT?

NO. NO. NO. BIGGER. BIGGER.

EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT YOU, COME ON, CARLA.

OH, SAM. ISN'T YOU CURIOSITY PEEKED?

THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T FULFILL ALL YOUR NEEDS,

NO, NO, YOU SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS.

JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE TO GO HOME.

I'M SAYING IT'S DEFINITELY OVER.

WHAT'S THE OCCASION THERE, SAM?

UP BY THE CHEEK. VERY DRY.

"ZIS SCALE VILL NOT ONLY TELL YOU YOUR VEIGHT,

YEAH. YEAH...COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

THROW ME A BONE.

I GUESS I SHOULD GET RIGHT ON THEN