Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, SAM. ISN'T YOU CURIOSITY PEEKED?

EVERYBODY IS LOOKING AT YOU, COME ON, CARLA.

YEAH. YEAH...COACH, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

IT'S AN ANTIQUE SCALE, COACH.

NO. NO. NO. A FRIEND OF MINE SET US UP.

I'M SAYING IT'S DEFINITELY OVER.

SAM, I LIKE IT. CAN WE KEEP IT? CAN WE KEEP IT?

* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

I GUESS I SHOULD GET RIGHT ON THEN

WHAT'S THE OCCASION THERE, SAM?

I EXPECT TO FALL FOR THAT VOODOO STUFF.

"ZIS SCALE VILL NOT ONLY TELL YOU YOUR VEIGHT,

NO. NO. NO. BIGGER. BIGGER.

NO, NO, YOU SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL IT QUITS.

SHE ALWAYS CALLS YOU.

ABOUT WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO FIRST

THAT YOU EGGHEADS CAN'T EXPLAIN AWAY IN THIS WORLD.

...OR A FRACTION THEREOF.

THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T FULFILL ALL YOUR NEEDS,

UP BY THE CHEEK. VERY DRY.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T TAKE HER TO SOME STUPID ART SHOW LAST NIGHT.

JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE TO GO HOME.

OH, WAIT. WAIT! I GOT IT!

I'LL JUST SETTLE FOR BUYING MY BUDDY CLIFF HERE, A DRINK.

THROW ME A BONE.

UH, WHAT WAS IT?