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CLIFFIE, HE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS EASY ON THE EYES.
A PRESIDENT...
THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT LIKE
THE MACHINE SAID THAT NORM'S WORST PROBLEM WAS GONNA BE SOLVED.
HEY, WHOA. DIANE, I GOT A BIG DATE HERE.
SAM, SHE'S LOSING WHAT'S LEFT OF HER GRAY MATTER.
GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.
CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO READ IT?
MY LITTLE CARD SAID THAT I'D BE HEARING FROM A DISTANT LOVED
THAT SCALE HAS ME SPOOKED.
DISNEYLAND.
CLIFFIE, YOU ALL RIGHT?
OOHHH!
SAM, THAT WAS BRILLIANTLY PUT.
OH, ALL RIGHT, GO ON. OPEN IT.
LOOK, SAMMY. YOU'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH DIANE HER FOR SO LONG,
I HAVE A DATE.
IT WAS SO GOOD TO TALK TO SOMEONE.
I REMEMBER-- IT WAS, UH, "TALK TO BIGWIGS."
NORMIE, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU GOT YOUR NAME HERE ON THE INVOICE.
AND YOU DON'T FULFILL ALL OF MINE,
I'M WARDING OFF THE EVIL SPIRITS.