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and run out the front door.
Lin, our kids are mean. To me right now.
I must've had a hole in my shorts.
He'll just, uh, he'll look like he's excited.
You know what, I'm gonna just...
- Tina! - Oh, too much? Sorry.
‐(grunts) ‐Uh, here.
- Bosoms. - Also, we're not babies anymore.
Maybe we can bring that up and rebuild the hamster slide,
And it really hurt.
Okay, okay.
Oh, God, do you think Gene touched
(all moaning)
Uh... okay.
It's probably just her brain thinking she has 'em
♪ ♪
I love you, Mom, but I'm still pressing charges.
You don't want to be the one weirdo in the family
We have the right to scratch our butts like every other citizen.
Why? W‐W‐W‐Why? Why? Why are you saying that?
KIDS: Yes, it is!
out of toilet paper rolls.
♪ No, that's stupid, okay, maybe not ♪
And before I know it, I've popped it into my mouth.
I just want to give you... culture!
Maybe they needed to poop, Dad! I don't know!
It's Gene, Dad.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Shh, shh, shh, Dad, we're helping Mom.
Hmm, what are we after here?
Modern Swaddlin', and it said you're supposed
- You know, I think I remember how it happened. - Oh, yeah? How?
the itching, the crazy look in his eye,
And he leans over, picks up my tater tot and says...
are the idiots, huh? (laughs) Yeah?
all over the back of his neck?
Don't leave me alone with him! I‐I mean, hey, fella.
Why don't we just all take the medicine
Eneg your grounded for 65000000000000000000000000000000000000 years No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no South Park
LINDA: You are wonderful. The best three kids I know.
Does‐does anyone want to trade eyes with me?