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- Stay, boy, stay. - I'm a human being!
Maybe Mom didn't do this.
Gene's touched‐‐ his clothes, his sheets, his room.
Bring back a hamster.
trying to catch those worms, you know?
- Don't we all. - Let's get loopy!
Oh, it's itchy.
Is the hamster okay?! Is the hamster okay?!
Kids, tell your mom that she's a good mom.
(singsongy): Going to the symphony.
We're not getting hamsters.
- Gross. - Yeah.
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, Dad.
I say we leave out of the fire escape.
Also, for the record, the hamster slide
those worms are definitely not gonna like this.
Hey, guys, guess what we have in the basement.
We're in the middle of a pinworm epidemic.
Which I call mergies and acquizoozies.
You have baby Billy Joel brains.
Well, hopefully everyone paid attention to Mr. Frond's
We're not saying they didn't turn out pretty good, right?
I‐I mean, uh, I'm excited to go.
- Uh, I don't know. - Come on, Dad.
That's what I'm worried about.
Thank you. (grunts)
Pinworms...!
My New Word Lindaism’s
- ♪ Butt worms ♪ - ♪ Doodley‐ooh ♪
Come on, wash them if you got them.
- Bob, you look fine, come on. - BOB: No!
♪ But now their report cards are full of Ds ♪
And my butt itches.
I saw your dress shoes in the bathroom.
Not to mention, we're wonderful. Just in general.