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Broke my pinkie.
I did not know he was gonna be there. I swear.
Good.
MIDGE And I showed him I loved him.
"Jawohl," that's it.
I was looking for a catchphrase. That's it.
I was so proud.
to help us get there first.
in her life right now. She's got everything she needs with me.
Twice removed.
Give me that. Were you raised by bears?
I think you'll love the color, Mrs. Maracek. See you again.
just to buy a pack of cigarettes.
* Bye bye, my love, good-bye-eye *
Mary? I get it.
I gave him kids, a boy and a girl! And yes,
You should go back inside.
And I'm-I'm trying to get it right.
It's bound to be more fun.
She's a nothing. I know it won't last.
but I saw Joel the other night, and he was with her,
It's not going to last.
all hell breaks loose.
Oh, honey...
She doesn't even look Jewish.
Classes, rituals, and weird baths in basements,
It's so disappointing. I really liked the guy.
I've got to tell you, Mr. Ay-Rolf Hitlerburg,
- Danke. - You are in New York City.
You have a mezuzah. It's not shoes...
Rose, Rose, get in here.
She just needed to keep her hair long enough
on us sitting here today.
what if he leaves me?
What ever happened to Junie Paul?
* In the jealous games people play *
But there he was, in the paper, handcuffed,
My life. She said it's a failure.
That's the fourth one this week, isn't it?
Noah is not going to leave you.
- Abe. - Oh, hello, Irving.
Is that bad?
Who doesn't eat bread.
Introduced you to a woman named Midge Maisel?
Astrid kissed the baby.
You really want to be some second-rate Nichols and May?
I-I'm sorry, you don't like people behind your desk?
At least there's dignity in that.
Oh, ignore what your brother says...
Just drop this doe-eyed Bambi thing right now.
Good. Good. So you're not insane?
and then you dump 'em if lightning doesn't strike
Onion dip.
caught with head of wife in trunk of car."
It's total improv.
* Can you hear them? *
Hey. You look happy.
* Our lips are sealed *
Any place you can recommend for a quick bite to eat?
Huh?
I'm sorry. I...
Better?
always spreading it around.
Sometimes you're gonna have to buy some Kleenex
- So, did you catch my set? - Your what?
And I'll take it.
It's fuckin' Nichols and May.
I heard he was in love with Carroll in the back office.
* *
The ring department's on the third floor.
Wow, Papa, congratulations.
There.
I don't know.
My daughter said I should try more.
- I need my Finchley cuff links. - Abe, you look fabulous
At the cleaners.
- Shh. - What am I looking at?