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Midge, I think I'm in love.
Frederick? He's with Letty in toiletries.
Look, I got to go.
Have you ever seen a Hirchensohn?
Really, Astrid, my arms are getting tired.
And there's a vending machine in the employee break room
have you ever thought about doing it professionally?
She will find her way. I promise.
- out of her class. - He couldn't just stop
I've never worn much makeup before.
Penny Pann!
What are you waiting for… an engraved invitation?
from a sad, lonely life in a lab. -
Come over here by the window.
Then sit them in another section.
Okay, this is the worst party I've ever been to.
Abe, slow down. Why are we going out to dinner?
- of the phone. - Do not get rid of the phone.
They're always looking for duos like us
So, how you doing?
What are you talking about?
It's not a gig, it's a party.
in these Abba-Zabas of yours?
That's her name. Terrible right?
you're a pretty long way from the Reichstag.
- Please put those down. - It's just that your apartment's
That's an image we're all happy to have.
- Yeah, he had strong arms. - It was humiliating.
I see an open path for Miriam.
This is a personal favorite.
- No, you're hysterical. - I'll take your pity.
Pay for 'em and I'll use 'em.
Sorry.
Oh, that's terrible.
Well, you could wear nothing.
Like Sasha from Edge of Night,
Me, personally, I-I was never great at gift-giving.
What, you're gonna spin around on a platform hawking Buicks?
Nice meeting you.
Do you? 'Cause it doesn't seem like it.
My whole childhood, it was Bell Labs this and Bell Labs that,
And some really dirty comedy albums.
You got time to talk?
Fraulein, please help me. I'm so lost.
I don't know.
for this partnership that I thought we were starting.
while I help my return customer over here?
I'm feeling a bit peckish.
I am impressed.
Ruby Foo's, Le Pavillon, name it.
Okay, I'm calling security.
Anyhow, the other day I picked up a newspaper
Okay, I'm gonna stop talking now.
I need to get home.
Oh, my God!
and no one would have stopped me.
That's my cue.
You meet 'em at the deli, like you did, all casual-like.
Midge Maisel.
- Bourbon. - Oh, I like that combination.
So, you're sorry?
if you won't get behind mine.
and I wear four layers of petticoats."
not until my funeral.
Better.
Bill Chernik's a good man.
till death do you part.
My mom keeps saying the word canapés.
Wait, is that the secretary?
And if you want to be a comic,
- Do you? - Yes. It looks...
* Can you hear them? *
- I didn't know you came here. - We don't. We never have.
- You want me to lie? - Yes!
- What guy? You mean Randall? - I guess.
Yeah!
Remember the four "C"s.