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So Dan the Optometrist, he seems charming?
you know that, right? There's no ropes.
Mm-hmm, yeah. Awake and busy.
Hey, Amy, this is Wendell,
Look, guys... can we just please
Anyway, I'm gonna be fine. Hey, Masoud!
I didn't really forget.
Kind of like with Dolly Parton and her husband,
She really needs this and we can cover for her, right?
Well, maybe I can help you get some closure there.
- Whoa. - Yeah, I shaved.
Housewares section.
Buddy, I think you're working too hard.
Tweaks? You face plant
Oh, it's my wife. She's making salmon tonight.
then they ask for my Social and I go, "I don't have one."
you wanna say to me? Your... your dad?
God, I feel like a terrible person.
I can see how it might not be for everyone.
Can't believe Amy fell for it.
[groans] Amy's not the only one
Oh, no, no, no, no. You passed.
I really don't think about my appearance that much.
So, again, we're on our way to Sporting Goods.
I'm trying to get him in shape because...
You can come feel it.
Um... no, thank you.
[sighs] Quite the conundrum, indeed.
Mr. Foxx.
'cause the whole undocumented thing, so...
Unfortunately, the part that was on fire
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- I have to offer. - Oh, really, yeah?