Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if Corny asked you to?

I stubbed my toe My toe wasn't hurting

TRACY: Your mama? BOY: Yeah.

(RECORD SCRATCHES)

WILBUR: And we will fight in every way possible to get you released...

You'll see. Work can be fun.

She's too busy ratting her hair and doing the Ubangi stomp.

EDNA: Penny Pingleton, you'll wake the dead.

- You got the fuzz chasing you? - No, we were...

Live! Sunday @ Artomatic! 2100 M Street NW DC

EDNA: Well, yeah, come on up...

CORNY: Parkville VFW, 8:00. What do you want to hear, Amber?

I'd like to lead a dance and dedicate it to that loser.

but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to.

You are? Well, thank you, heh.

- Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady? - No, I'm not.

This demonstration's gonna turn nasty. We've got to get answers.

I've got the Bug.

Oh, mom, come on. Come on.

Wow, Tracy, you're really tough.

- Come on. - Oh, okay.

More integration pickets.

- Thanks for coming. - Unh.

Come on. Come on.

Wilbur, it's the times.

Mother, we're watching The Corny Collins Show.

Let's do some reefer. We'll get high and I'll iron the chicks' hair.

Kill that roach

Everybody just stay calm. Stay calm...

Let's hear it, Baltimore. Motormouth Maybelle.

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Corny Collins.

You look like a hairhopper to me.

The results were quite close.

Well, personally, I have nothing against them.

- You can come in or get out of the line. - You're gonna turn this little girl away?

Well, yes, I am Tracy Turnblad's agent.

Yeah, round and round And up and down we go again

ALL: Good morning, Mrs. Shipley.

Hairspray is a musical movie that you watch if you say school never ends, because why? If you say that school never ends, they say that you will watch the Hairspray musical, don't sing any song except for Hairspray songs while you look at Hairspray. #hairspray #musical #movie

dodgeball dodgeball

excuse me (sign clonks) she was talking to you! thank you for assassulting a police officer miss. you're welcome.

Come on. Move out.

WOMAN: And three and four. Looking good.

If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat

It's time to introduce someone very special.

Now you turn to the left When I say gee

I dropped a penny in the well Hopin' you would come back soon

I guess about five.

And I bet some people will find it quite difficult.

You should be on that council, not her.

I heard somebody laugh.

- Well, let her in, for God sakes. - The station management says no.

"Shake a Tail Feather" is a wild song.

- It's a deal, heh. - Heh.

Now, Motormouth, I think it's time we slowed things down a little...

GIRL: I'll talk to you after biology. BOY: See you after PE, guys.

(BARBARA LYNN'S "YOU'LL LOSE A GOOD THING" PLAYING)

(SEAWEED GRUNTS)

- All right. - Integration now! Segregation never!

Line segment PA and line segment PC...

- -Common-law boyfriend of Miss Turnblad...

Are you listening to me?

Limbo ankle, limbo knee Bend back like a limbo tree

That was Dee Dee Sharp and today's...

Live! Sunday! Artomatic

Now then when I say hit it It'll be "T" time

See you tomorrow at 3:00, live at Tilted Acres.

Tomorrow, get up just a bit closer so we can see you better.

(CROWD SHOUTING)

- You scum! OFFICER: Stay back. Stay back.

I think we have a winner.

WOMAN: Tracy! - What's your name?

You know I love you

- While the music swings - While the music swings

"Shake a Tail Feather" by The Five Du-Tones.

(ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)

- You all hid? - Yeah!

- Come on and work it now - Work it, work

Who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed And sat up smoking in the...

I wanna tell all you people

TRACY: I like it. - Oh.

ALL: I pledge allegiance to the flag...

ALL: Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate!

And the show biz offers are pouring in.

This is Tracy, the baddest white dancer in town.

Hey, diddily da Yeah, yeah, yeah

CORNY: What about you? LUCILLE: I'm Lucille.

Tracy, I want you to go to your room and study.

leading our next dance, Give Me Gravy on my Mashed Potatoes.

Mama, welcome to the '60s!