Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You two checkerboard chicks? - What?

Uh, I happen to be the height of teen fashion.

(FRANKLIN & VELMA SCREAMING)

I would imagine that many home viewers are also pleasantly plump or chunky.

But Tracy was accepted on the Corny Collins Council.

I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white.

Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres.

Why, thank you. Thank you kindly.

It's Miss Edna.

Well anyway you do it

Yes, Miss Turnblad, special education.

She's an upper lower-class teenager...

And this is Link.

because the Duke of Earl loves to cha-cha.

Oh, Seaweed, will integration ever come?

Daddy. Mommy. Daddy. Mommy. Daddy.

This is amazing.

I want you to take a little walk down to the principal's office.

Free Tracy Turnblad! Segregation never! Integration now!

ALL: Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Turnblad!

From now on, you're wearing a giant P on your blouse every day to school...

Governor, governor.

PADDY: Don't "hi, Dad" me. The whole world saw you on the news.

(THE IKETTES' "I'M BLUE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

Wait till you're on the air.

So get with it Don't quit it

Where are you going?

A fortune teller told me My love with you was through

Would you do a pimple cream commercial on camera...

Oh, come on! The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.

Oh, God, of all nights.

Every day she's got to watch that Corny Collins Show.

- Get me out of here. - Okay.

ALL (CHANTING): No, no, no!

- Don't look at me. - Whoa, what's the matter? Amber.

What a town without pity can do

My dance is called the Waddle.

You leave my boyfriend alone, you witch.

Nothing seems the same

Pony now like it's all brand new

You're my favorite dancer on Corny Collins.

Two out-of-sight years.

All right, here she comes, looking very fine.

TRACY: Aah! That's the fuzz!

Don't breathe it in. You'll be addicted.

Nadine Carver, Eastern High School.

and dedicate it to some of my special friends...

Its got a good beat and you can dance to it

You've been warned repeatedly.

Delinquents, if you ask me.

That's nice for the neighbors.

You listen to her every night on WEDD and she hosts Negro Day...

- Who all hid? - Yeah

Because nothing

Motormouth Maybelle is my name and, sweetheart, dancing is my game.

Well, there's a roach Upon my floor

I wish I was dark-skinned.

Hey, Penny, see the colored boy, the cute one?

And oh, my darling

Tilted Acres, for the show.

I can't see through her hair.

Hey, can you spare me a quarter, so I can buy me a taste?

If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat

What do you think, Kids?

Edna, have you seen Penny?

(SINGS) Oh, my darling

- May I speak with you? GOVERNOR: How are you, dear?

I've seen The Corny Collins Show., thank you.

I wanna Bug Bug a hole in my shoe

Tracy Turnblad.

And no one can hurt you, oh, no

We'll know right after this.

Jack, go under limbo stick

This beautiful ensemble, being modeled by our lovely Tracy...

Bend over Let me see you shake a tail feather

You can't hide your face in this godforsaken place.

- Bye, Miss Edna. - Bye, honey.

Right now I want to introduce to you the top contenders...

You could have been killed today.

This came out of nowhere.

in Harlem. SEAWEED: Ha, ha.

- Black boys. - Aah!

are chords of the circle.

You all make me sick.

Good afternoon, Penny.

One of your favorite records and one of mine too.

Fetch me my diet pills, would you, hon?

but I've got ironing and Wilbur's working.

You're a groovy chick. How long have you been a regular on the show?

Uh, yes, I'm watching her now.

CORNY: All right.

so bring your little brother or little sister...

Girl, let's twist again Like we did last year