Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The RV tells you.

Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Are you upset?

That made it even better.

like the world's largest paper clip and the world's largest pancake.

We did a big loop, we're only about an hour away.

Uh, where are you going?

The best part was she didn't know that I knew she wanted to do that.

It only had one button, and it did not work the TV.

It's not like we're in a tent that a claw can slash open.

-And there's more. -Wow.

-Let's go back inside. -No, no, no, no.

[sighs] See, this is why I booked that dinner.

Uh, in what sense? Can you put a number on it?

This is worse than I thought. What am I gonna do now?

-Okay. I'll just do this, I guess. -Okay.

It'll take two, three swipes to get through this tin can.

He's doing the best he can.

When you surprise your wife with something you secretly noticed about her,

Which means I noticed she loves owls.