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Hey, hey. What? No, no, no, no, no!
you can kiss my ass.
That's just orange juice.
1996, though. That's good. That makes the cutoff.
Yeah. I was out in the rain
What is it? There is no God.
If you'll excuse me. Yup.
I mean, like, sure, we've done some bad things,
I agree. But first, I got to take the cross off Oh, yeah.
I did it! I did it! All right.
Oh, see? That's... that's freaking me out.
Got to get out of here!
Get off the stage, bird girl!
so we can focus on how bad we are.
but I suspect you already knew that, didn't you?
but let's not-- let's not do a bunch
That's right. This is it. I don't hear anything.
to tell me my purpose here!
It doesn't have to be all dour and penitent to praise God.
Take care. I'm not saying that.
Who's getting shit on now, bitch?
Oh, no.
We don't punish ourselves for that.
I'm gonna walk you through how. Mm-hmm.
Don't let him drink our torpedo juice!
a stop to this right now.
And then, boom. We plow.
When was the last time you drank straight mixer?
What's wrong with that? So what? Well, guys, being gay is not Christian.
but look at that storm coming.
i failed. i failed you.
I can't, I can't listen to this anymore.
Well, you've already gone twice. We're sort of
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Yeah, I was trying, but this is the only seat open,
Mm-hmm.
No costumes, no high jinks.
flaunting it for me, and she knows how easy
from the top. Five, six, seven, eight...
You, uh, staying away from that?
I've been watching you