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Then Eija came to me and said I'd made a mistake.
I've killed a priest.
Carol. Victoria.
No, no, no, man. No.
Must be a real drag being blind, huh?
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.
With a face like that,
- You ain't shit to me. - I'm your brother-in-law, all right?
and in that condition, we've got to make sure he gets home okay.
You know where you are?
Got ya.
She would embarrass me because
In English, that'd be like calling your kid, uh -
It's my place of business, not your fucking playground!
# And her hair was so yellow #
Hey. Aki.
You should have seen her though.
I stayed there all night.
Learn some English, Helmet!
well, each his own physique...
Look. Just forget about the hats. All right?
You know, this is what I do.
Oh, thank you.
Nice driving, asshole. You almost flattened me.
I hate the tunnel.
For sex!
See, I drive and you ride.
What was so terrible?
I see better now. Thank you!
You understand, right?
Good-bye to you, Angela.
Such a sad story.
Today was the worst fuckin' day of his entire life,
It was very traumatic for me.
What pleasure! We enjoyed ourselves like... imagine, Father...
He's late for work, but that's nothing new.
He's an "Y voit rien. "
Is that your wife?
Hey, man. I don't think this shit's gonna work out, man. I'm gonna get me another cab.
Definitely. Definitely want a family.
Hey.
# And all I've got's #
But I drive.
OK.
Another one-way street!
he must be a representative of King Beyanzed.
What?
- Shut up! - You shut up!
- Eastern Germany? - Yeah.
I - I like them all.
You don't realize that you're wearing your ass on your head.
And she screamed!
I'm not saying it right.
# Upon her breast #
Padre.
Me, lamb? No, thanks.
Brooklyn.
She'd come beside me, and somehow
Yeah.
Uh, two rights. Two -
New York.
- Always got to have the last word, right? - That's right.
Wake up, Aki!
Drive carefully.
I'll be in all the papers:
Home.
Yo Yo. It's my name.
Aki is so full of shit.
Yeah? Well, I'm gonna take a big fuckin' bite out of your fuckin' ass then...
Is there somethin' wrong with that?
- You're a taxi driver? - Yeah.
My dear son, I'm not a bishop.
How soon?
No, I promise I'll call him just as soon as I get my luggage.
Shit, they didn't even pay!
But the doctor didn't give us much hope.
he and my sister-in-law. Monica.
Look, I know my job. Don't tell me how to do my job.
D is to Drive !!!
- But - -# I've got to take my problems to the United Nations #
I said to myself, "But this is my brother's wife!"
And I don't give a shit about your ambassador, okay?
Okay. Okay. I'll call him.
I don't give a fuck. Get me a taxi. Have my name on it too.
I was so happy I was about to explode.
I -
Tiny hands, tiny feet.
Ja. It's cold. It's cool.
I was always on top of her.