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Just beautiful.
Okay.
That's right.
You think you're in your jungle here?
- Thanks for nothin', asshole. - Don't be hittin' on me, Angela.
Okay. You hear my voice, my accent.
What about his wife, and the big knife?
That's a Beninese's face!
Suite 216, please.
A fat, hairy, sweaty guy. Rude, uneducated.
Pardon.
You're a fuckin' idiot, Yo Yo. You know that?
Do you have any children?
Yo. Yo, man. What's wrong with- Hey, look. What's - What's up, man?
Come on, man. Somebody pick me up.
Taxi. Come on, man.
# Nothing can be the same #
- Just take it. - Sorry.
Oh, shit.
Okay, Mr. Taxi Man.
It's not important... for me.
We've been saving money because we want to have a family.
Yeah, well, I'll tell you somethin'.
- You're not my fuckin' family. - Look, I am your family.
# I see by your outfit #
Uh, 6754.
Uh, we -
- Get the fuck off of me! - Get in the car. Angela, get in the car.
Listen, asshole. I've been trapped in here longer than that,
You want me to tell you?
So Monica and I were alone.
What could possibly be worse than that?
Cash, man.
I'm driving with a fuckin' idiot and some clown.
A beautiful little sheep!
Come on, guys. Let's - What are you doing?
And then he told us that a short time earlier,
Correct, confirmed, but there is no number.
In fact, finally my father noticed.
No, you ain't gettin' -You ain't takin' my cab now. You ain't takin' my cab.
# Oh, but summer is gone #
Yes. Thank you.
And like the saints that led, I'll move ahead.
- Hey, don't be grabbing my clothes, man! - Then get the fuck off me, man!
If you don't hear my confession, I'm afraid I'll burn in hell.
Here's 50.
# I'd rather be #
- Man! Shit. - Look. Angela, just shut up, all right?
Little brother, where do you come from that you're so rude?
Yo Yo. Yo Yo.
He took us aside.
Rome deserted.
Now, this is gonna sound a little crazy to you, but, uh -
Helmet, man. Forget about her.
Like Saint Pete, I will retreat.
New York.
If that baby was going to make it, it needed all my love.
Check it out, Helmet. This is Brooklyn.
I'll take a room at the Hotel Imbecile.
This is the ticket. Yo, what's up?
At home, waiting for him, are his wife and 16-year-old daughter.
And I've been observing you.
It's a dump.
From Gabon?
It's up on the left. 971.
and then about their car.
So, what's your name?
Pretty girls, eh?
Thank you.
That started to make me angry.
Watch out for yourself!.
They're always changing everything. Fuckin' idiots...
Asshole. He's an asshole.
I'm not Roman, I'm Tuscan.
I'm glad I have a son and not a daughter.
Even more important then, in your case.
The Cameroon ambassador wants to see us in the morning.
What do you mean?
# Where I long to lay my head #
Yeah.
What's it like in bed?
A bishop?!
but a little sheep. So delicate, refined!
riding up a little so you could see one whole cheek!
Yeah. Why not?
Okay. Uh, no. Keep the - Keep the change.
Bye, bye.
You know. A -A helmet.
You think I was born yesterday?
Yeah, give her my best too.
all I can say is...
Okay then, if you're so smart, let me ask you a question.
You're an idiot. A daughter is much better.
Oh, hi.
As she bent over, I was sitting behind her like this,
He's dead. I've killed a priest!
Okay. Where were we?