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What the hell are you doing?
Shut up and let him finish.
Leonardo da Vinci and Einstein.
Yo, you see the sign? It says, "Sit back in case of short stops."
- No, you shut up! - Shit.
Now he wants someone 18 with absolutely no experience...
You're sure?
Fuck him.
I'm sorry, Father. Now I'll really burn in hell!
Here's the question.
What, me? Nothing!
I felt so happy and clear.
Check it out, man. Brooklyn Bridge. Right over there.
Really ugly, disgusting. He was horrible.
Helmut.
You know, this is my ass on the line, and if I lose my job because of you crazy-
No parking.
As a matter of fact, I'm casting a part right - right now that I think you'd be perfect for.
Just pull the fuck over! Yeah. Pull over right here, man.
I mean, I have a job. I really wouldn't want to lose this job, you know.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Say somethin'. Go ahead.
I don't give a fuck about colors.
There's a nice family.
Yeah.
But it's not my fault!
That's some bugged-out shit, man.
That's a fucked-up name to be naming your kid. Helmet.
- Yo Yo? - What? Yo Yo.
- No, man. I don't -What are you - - Come on.
I'm dangerous?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, taxi! Shit.
- Yeah. - You're just gonna stop and ask somebody.
- What's a hype? - It's fresh.
I do whatever I want. I even go to the movies.
Then another week went by, and part of a third.
are you from Benin?
Like.
Eija.
Not an ugly old sheep like the others,
He's an 'Ivoirien'.
then along Quai de la Seine.
No, it - it ain't got nothing to do with that. It's my name. Yo Yo.
And the wife tells him that his daughter, 16 and unmarried,
We wanted that baby to feel all the strength of our love.
Sometimes I feel the film.
I know you are a taxi. But I'm gonna get me another taxi.
As long as he loves me right.
Now, Monica is beautiful! You should see her.
You shut up! That's no way to talk about our best friend's little daughter.
All right. All right.
Hey, they're all unknown. Yes.
Didn't he just tell you that he lost his job today?
Your friend. What happened to him that was so terrible?
- Thank you. - See, what'd I tell you, Angela?
Oh, no, no. Please. Please.
We go.
I don't know if you ever made love with your sister-in-law, Father,
So after dinner, he got an emergency call.
Morning.
but truly, Father, they are sins of love.
I know, I said it myself
40 India Street, car needed. Second call.
What a fucking mess!
So, uh...
IF YOU HAVE A PREFERRED ROUTE, INDICATE THIS TO THE DRIVER
# How pretty her mouth #
# Back in the good old world #
And we would... Help me find the words, Father.
Doesn't this sign say to follow my directions?
- Oh, shut up. - No, you shut up.
She was all right, and the baby, a little girl, was alive.
- Right? - Ah, yeah. Two rights.
Father, don't fool around!
so you better watch out for this little dog.
But I don't have any money!
- What you mean? - What do I mean?
and you owe me the fucking fare.
Oh, he's going nuts as usual. Ricocheting off the walls.
- Main town. Prague. - Hmm.
That way you won't have a son who'll grow up to be like you.
- Goddamn it! - What has happened?
Believe me, I know the man I make love with.
Dear son, confession is an act that must remain anonymous.
It's true!
Where should I put him?