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We have the same - We have the same hat.
with a big fuckin' butcher's knife.
I turned her over,
With his soul.
Where should we do it?
New car, just paid off.
Uh, drive - drive careful.
We're almost home.
Why'd you take the fucking tunnel? I didn't tell you to go this way!
Don't you look where you're going? We're not in Africa here!
Don't be kickin' me. Don't be kickin'.
Yes, thank you. Who's this?
He's not human. I think he's an android.
Hotel Genius. What a name for a hotel!
Yeah. Maybe some girls too.
Everyone wants to be a movie star.
When you get to that wide street - you know, that - that - that big one?
Let's go.
Watch out yourself.
Don't they teach you how to drive before unleashing you?
Listen, when I make love it's with every centimeter of my body,
Maybe we can, sometime.
Damn!
# I see by your outfit #
Come on, man! What -What -
Good-bye.
# On the tide #
- What the fuck is your fuckin' problem, man? - You're my problem!
Okay. I, uh -
There's a million fuckin' cabs out here.
Absolutely gorgeous.
Due to the curb security alert...
the baby had died.
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck.
Look, Mr. Taxi Man, don't fuck with us!
You're not... dead, are you? I don't hear anything!
Can I ask you something?
that Eija had a baby.
She was shaped like a little peanut.
I have a daughter.
- Put the motherfucker in drive! - Yeah, yeah. "D" is to drive.
You've run four red lights,
Just wait a minute, all right? Look at this. You didn't even turn the meter on.
Like, the one guy, you know?
Good evening. I'd like a room between...
- Don't be hittin' on me. - Then get the fuck off me, man!
# I remember when #
- I brought back from, uh - - # Gonna have a fine vacation #
New York. New York.
Rutain.
One thousand and one.
Ciao.
# And all I've got's a pocketful #
So am I.
She married my brother, and we're the same type.
but they were just so wonderful.
# The sun a yellow gold #
Larry. Larry, Victoria.
Is this Quai de lOise?
Pink, soft, round like a pumpkin!
Roma...deserta
Like Popeye says, "I am what I am."
Straight.
Padre!
- Thanks for the tip. - You bet.
- Ear. This - - No, man. Look, mine is the - the hype.
I really didn't mean that the way it sounded.
Right! Helmet, go right!
Fuck yes.
# I'll fly back home #
No -
- Angela, come on. - Oh, man.
Yes. I'm - I'm at the airport. Excuse all the noise.
Oh, shit. Uh -
No, not the Vatican. And I'm not a bishop.
I couldn't see you. Excuse me.
- I need that leg. - Sorry.
Oh, yes. W-Will you call them and explain and tell them why I can't?
Uh, it's great.
It's me, your taxi driver!
Thank you.
just turn the music off?
The pipes exploded in a condominium. Water everywhere.
- Listen - - Thanks.
Listen. Were there any messages for me?
# But when I was a man #
Joking?
But, you know, like, that stuff - that's all beside the point.