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- I'm so sorry, I didn't know it was a secret.
What am I gonna tell my parents?
Don't worry about it.
- Wow.
- Oh, I already took my break, but thank you.
and it worked like a charm.
Jonah and I are roommates,
- It's not this bad. I'm fine.
- It's for Zephra's legal defense.
because, let me tell you something,
Go get a snack
- Okay, you know what? Look.
You can just say, "Jonah, come in here."
- Yeah, here's, uh-- here's what's fun about that,
- Oh, no, thank you.
I had a lot of rebound sex,
in order to use the app.
about the future of your relationship,
- But don't worry, I'm not gonna give them anything
- It's all legal.
- Their private messages?
in what I imagine is an infinity pool
- It's really not. It's not hot juice.
- I'm doing well, thank you...bud.
Usually one person is hurting more than the other.
This message will self-destruct in ten,
glasses of orange wine,
- Now, I have a special assignment for you.
Dina assigned me to hang out with you today
- Yeah, I don't know.
I ganked it from the makeup counter.
- Oh, I don't think we need to--
I'm obviously not moving out today,
- Nah, I actually haven't gotten my pay raise yet.
- You know what? You do, Marcus.