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I knew it.
you'll be begging to watch paint dry.
What? I can hunt. I can be a hunter.
Well, you've been spending time with the wrong people.
Everything is clearly terrific.
Oh, it's my house, my garden.
Do you remember your tenth birthday?
You're just like all parents,
Oh, a snake.
I mean, you had a panic attack when I pierced my ears.
How do you make that part pointier?
No, it's still vacant.
When you proposed, did you really want to
it messes with the whole
I mean our daughter looks like her dog just died.
You know what I think? I think you didn't say anything
or have a nice flight home.
You told her it wasn't a competition, right?
Now no one knows what to do.
You didn't want to run that by me first?
Absolutely, it did.
Well, nothing lasts forever.
You're the warrior, man. You are the warrior.
It's empty.
She's throwing her career away.
Balance the three, and you have harmony.
but it's not enough.
I'd be winning.
How long have you been out here?
Mm, mm, mm...
- Give me some. - Hi.
how long you would stay in the bath.
We got action.
and a month later, we were pregnant with Lily.
in the most beautiful place on Earth.
Seemed like a lot more than that.
Don't mind me. Just here for backup.
Oh. Two, please.
"Why wait? Why save the good stuff for later?
Got to captain three long hauls to Uruguay next month, but...
Oh, my God.
I'll show you chicken. Show you chicken.
Is he? Are you?
the two fathers must cut deeply into their forearms
Where? -I'm sorry. I couldn't tell you.
Since when were you guys old friends?
- We didn't do anything. - Oh, we were so drunk.
♪ Plus my mom and my pops, I came to get down ♪
Oh.
Does it hurt?
that she loves and is loved, then...
- ♪ Weak for you ♪ - ♪ Yes, I do ♪
- There's nothing in there. - Shh.
This is gonna be an unbearable day.
a fundamental compassion that...
- Did I wake you? - No.
- Yeah. - In the unbreakable
♪ Don't go yet ♪
And she's gone.
I'm sneaking around. Distract him. What? What?
- Hey. - Hey.
Now and always.
And what about his father before him?
What happened with you and Mrs. C?
started to feel like I was losing who I was,
Yes!
Oh.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Lily's never said...
and strike it through this pandanus
Why save the good stuff for later?
time, wrong place, wrong girl.
You don't need my help there.
You saved my life.
I feel bad.
No, it's my room. That's her room.
LILY Yeah.
Makes it much more complicated when she takes them
And Ketut is crying.
♪ 98 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
right next to me, down on one knee.
God.
I don't know, but last time I was here,
- of the ceremony. - Thank you so much.
Yeah. I did make a spreadsheet.
She's meeting us off the boat.
Did you hear that? It's fine.
- I know you love a surprise. - Oh, uh...
Yeah. Lockstep.
Okay. Remember, shoes off inside,
What do you mean?
A hundred miles?
and getting things off of high shelves.
There's no one better, Mom.
We'll be united for all of time...
Uh, I don't think that's, uh...
I mean, was it as bad as it looked?
Oh, shit. They forgot us.
Go for the grand gesture.
and you know it will.
My thing was taking out the garbage
Wow.
I can't believe my baby's a lawyer.
Well, uh, my parents, for one.
Yeah, I could go back and try and make a go of it,
Do you remember when we graduated?
You're gonna have to take it from here.
Oh, my. Those eyes.
No!
We can do better. Good. Good. Great.
That's what you think of it?
♪ You try to ride car, train, bus or feet ♪
- Oh! Hey, guys. - Hey.
It's not for the faint of heart.
- I'm packing. - You're packing work.
It's just that...
- Sure, you are. - If you say so.
It turns out a parent will do
Dad!
You can do the hard stuff, too.
- Stop it. Stop it. - Okay. Okay.
to show he and Lily will be ready
Could not have gone any better.
♪ Hurting me more and more... ♪
Cut.
- Am I? - And you're probably right.