Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I promise you this is all a big misunderstanding.
- They don't allow dogs. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
Loyal, stubborn.
Wait a minute, somebody hired you to kill him?
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
I don't know.
Man, take my couch. Really, take my bed.
You'll be glad to know he then told me to come home
(GRUNTS)
I know what boxed mac and cheese tastes like.
"And she made some really good smelling macaroni."
(SIGHS)
You were so cute with that tiny bow.
We're weapons.
God, I thought I could do anything.
- MAN: Uh, who are you? - Who are you?
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
What? It's not what you wanted to hear?
So, how many widows have you helped?
and you got a few points from me on that. Um...
Can I come in?