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Though I think our dogs might be courting one another.
Just want to focus on myself and my yoga business
[cell phone buzzing]
maybe you could see that I won't make the same mistake again.
♪
Yeah? So what am I missing?
- I love you.
When Amy and Dave first met,
- Oh, you sip the whole thing at once.
that Jessie and I would end up together.
- Not officially. Too much paperwork.
- What? Oh my god.
♪ Celebrate it just because ♪
I eat them with a fork and knife. - Fork and knife
[sighs] And it's okay.
- You didn't see Jessie arrive, did you?
and I was trying to protect your feelings and I was wrong.
- Oh. Sorry. Can't help you with that one.
It just shows up when you least expect it to.
- Well, if you are destined to be together,
- What exactly am I sitting on?
[both laugh]
that ends right where it begins.
[buzzing continues]
You know these young kids,
[exhales]
- Cucumber?
- See?
on traditional sipping tequila.
I spill the beans about her and Ben.
but, uh, those contacts have been deleted from my phone.
- Thelma, whose hot dog is that?
Everything okay? - Yep.
- I mean, it makes perfect sense.
[clucking]
Which is actually why I came tonight because--
- Hey. You made it.