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It's not gonna happen again.
Spent most of last night Listening to phil Tell stories
Yeah, here we go.
Sammy. Sam, i mean it.
I won't tell them, But listen,
Give me like 30 minutes Nearly 12 hours later.
I was always in control, You know?
Can i have A beer, sammy?
I don't remember Much of anything
A big heart With the words,
Paul, schmaul. That's nothing.
A mere 7 1/2 hours later...
For his motor skills And his mental acuity.
"God bless The u.S. Post office."
That's a full-time job.
I'm now officially a slut.
Well, i'll have this Little conversation With her, too, ok?
And 12 bucks for the cab And the doughnut shop.
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