Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, she did it!

We're all quitting.

All right, kids, I'm gonna level with you.

who isn't "going through a bitter divorce"

You know, maybe smoking's not so bad.

And Marshall's last cigarette

Oh, you precious little porcelain unicorn, you.

NARRATOR: They were dating within two months.

I have a pack stashed up on the roof.

Robin's last cigarette was in June 2013.

You think they're thinking about us?

to annoy my mom,

but once upon a time, your Aunt Robin

in a dead-end gig,

If I could only go back to that moment...

if I would say that the reason you bounce

I'm trying to suck the leftover nicotine

as the elastic on those stretched-out underpants.

No, no, no, no.

Maybe you're just bitter because you never had

Just like you're never going to quit smoking.

I have heard how difficult it is for smokers

Lots of people.

What are you doing?

Uh... and she cut the cord with a Metropass.

Damn it, let's do it.

You know how I feel about smoking.

to that interview smelling like smoke?

Yeah, wait till you get laid off, then kill yourself.

A last cigarette ever.

Wow, she's hot!

More than anything in the world.

So that's why you're worried?

Ooh, do you have any stalkers?