Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you do the news, you're in these ergonomic chairs.

But yeah, dude, hit that.

The last time Marshall worked for him, it ended like this.

No, I mean when he stood up.

I will, I will take one.

God, if I can't even get my best friends to watch,

Hi, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.

It's gone, dude, let it go.

but you share a butt with somebody, you got a real bond.

A plucky raccoon has been cheering up patients

We said no smoking in the apartment

Sorry, baby, you got to take one for the team.

We just have to get through the first 24 hours.

We are farmers, bum-pa-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum. Call 1-800-908-0354 today.

Wherein I suggested that you take your head

As long as I don't have three within 24 hours,

Uh, you got bedridden insomniacs. Hmm.

NARRATOR: None of us knew what we were fighting about.

but I think I still do, so I really need to focus.

Two teens were arrested late last night

Great, he doesn't remember you.

Look, it was just two cigarettes.

of a morning show for local New York cable.

We just knew we wanted to smoke.

and I don't like

Fine. I'll quit.

What?! What?! Oh, yeah,

I used to be just like that.