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but was really playing poker.
Mom, Lisa's ruining football. American football.
I guess you're the man of the house now.
SHINY
#с #ё #м #ф
a baby I delivered in an elevator
#ψ #ш #г #λ
Good-bye, Homer Jr.
are low.
Okay, I've got to impart all my fatherly advice
What the...? Oh!
I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo--
The most beautiful moment of my life is happening now.
Deep in labor.
♪ Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. ♪
Listen, I'm glad I'm not going through this alone.
Okay, I know what'll cheer you kids up.
Stupid monkeys.
Kids blow up so fast.
Oh, my God, is that my son?
Okay, guys, I got your ice creams.
I guess this is it, little guy.
Wow, that was great.
Now, hug your mommy.
Oh! Homie?
This simulation has been brought to you by your brain,
Go, go, go!
I'll give you a good-night kiss you'll never forget.
Come here, you.
Homer.
On a Friday afternoon?