Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He does have glaucoma. - I should've been told!

It's almost a shame I get these casts off in a week.

Well, I could use a beer.

Mark my words, eventually you will tell people what you did.

Come on. This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.

- A month. - A what?

- Good guy. - Great guy.

Oh, he's perfect.

but we made a big difference in that person's life.

I know that the guy you're dating is always under speed dial number one.

I am attracted to Jake, but I'm an adult.

Want to see how you end up if you don't believe that?

But with the right amount, nothing can get in your way.

Let me get a knife!

I thought she was locking the door.

I am Jesus H. Cox., M.D.

It turns out we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth

It's important to have a plan to deal with it,

that, left to his devices, he would rent a room and have sex with it.

The only reason anybody ever does anything is to feed the ego,

You'll not believe the trouble I'm having finding a place to live.

but I could give a horse's patootie about your floors.

Do you guys have any other ideas?

Ego is good, ya dumbass. The reason that guy wants you to be his surgeon,

If you're going to throw food on the floor,

Constipation Hotline.