Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am Jesus H. Cox., M.D.

Let me get a knife!

It's almost a shame I get these casts off in a week.

I know that the guy you're dating is always under speed dial number one.

but I could give a horse's patootie about your floors.

Come on. This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.

It's important to have a plan to deal with it,

Well, I could use a beer.

You'll not believe the trouble I'm having finding a place to live.

but we made a big difference in that person's life.

But with the right amount, nothing can get in your way.

I am attracted to Jake, but I'm an adult.

- A month. - A what?

The only reason anybody ever does anything is to feed the ego,

If you're going to throw food on the floor,

Mark my words, eventually you will tell people what you did.

Constipation Hotline.

Oh, he's perfect.

- He does have glaucoma. - I should've been told!

I thought she was locking the door.

It turns out we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth

that, left to his devices, he would rent a room and have sex with it.

- Good guy. - Great guy.

Want to see how you end up if you don't believe that?

Ego is good, ya dumbass. The reason that guy wants you to be his surgeon,

Do you guys have any other ideas?