Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ I got to taste some lips And I want some more ♪
Come here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn it.
After everything I've done! Everything my parents have done!
Want a handjob?
What are you doing in my house, eh? Answer me! Unh!
DON: Hey, chief. CHIEF: Don.
You know, something bad.
Your parents.
I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so...
Very comfortable. Very beautiful...
You sexy thing.
(IN FRENCH) They are kind?
Oh.
Flatter her.
♪ She say that I'm a baby So I suck it like it's baba ♪
Jesus Christ.
That's very generous of you. Doesn't seem like much of a payoff.
She's dead, Murphy.
I was trying to be sweet.
So that's why I went to the "lodge." To pay him off.
And I don't?
I feel like you guys got some sort of special bond or something.
At least she's not Mexican.
(SIGHS)
Oh, babe. I didn't mean...
♪ I took her to the crib And then she did it for me ♪
What do I do?
You know how I love his approval.
or be bitch-slapped by a slut in front of your kids.
Come on, come on.
It's okay. Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
(FREEMAN GRUNTING AND LYNN LAUGHING)
That is gonna get you high.
I can't think with you crying like a little bitch.
FYI, I'm hiring the next employee.
Very happy. You?
Twenty-five. Get 25, or my next call is to Mona.
Did you find someone?
Goddamn it, Mona, why didn't you take your phone?
(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)
Thank you.
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪♪
Dusty? Mm.
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪
Yeah.
where we carry the coolest, sleekest furniture
Whoa! So, what do they want?
Mm. Just a chocolate La-Z-Boy recliner.
I have a small uterus.
Did the new hire make a sale?
You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow.
Well, Don, since that little skank left town,
(♪♪♪)
Heh-heh-heh. Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen.
Poor Dusty.
♪ Hello, kitty, you're so pretty How are you alone? ♪
(CLEARS THROAT)
I don't feel so good.
I don't think so.
No, that's not like her. No. Something's wrong.
Can I trust the furniture man? Oh, yeah.
Well, she's doing you all over the furniture store.
Well, you see, Don, it turns out that, um...
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
That's it.
I'm sorry that I offended you.
It's 10 in the morning, Les.
We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker.
Oh, no. She's doesn't know a thing.
Yes. Get a hammer so you can hit her in the head with it.
I want my 20,000, Don. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I honestly do not have the money. I thought I did, and I don't.
New number. New card.
and one day her boyfriend comes into the store
No.
Do you want a divorce?
Guess there's only one thing to do.
Twenty-five is fine. Um...
So, Don, I'm sure that little slut told you all about us, didn't she?
Yeah, oh, fuck me.
of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash.
Slow down. What did he say?